Rumours in the wider web of the world are circulating that the Dilluminati, Shadow Lords of the Deepest Darkest Blackest Hole, are planning an invasion. Although I am always a bit sceptical when it comes to world invasions and evil plans etc. etc., I am afraid that this might be the real deal. Partly because they have uploaded a trailer on Youtube, partly because they give us a month's notice.
I like well organised villains: it's a lot more fun if you don't have to fight them in your knickers because you were surprised to see them on a Sunday morning. Also, they come in August - a good month for an invasion - night falls late and the temperatures are usually high, so you can stay out for a bit longer to fight Evil, whereas in December, you have tea at 4.30pm and that's that. Hooray for Summer invasions. #sothatisallgood
Furthermore, I haven't seen the Dilluminati for a long time. Like, a very long time. Neither have I seen the Daleks, for that matter. It would be great to get all the folks together again and have some massive reunion fight-do, like in the good old times when your spaceship ran on Alkaseltzer, filmed the other way round. I admit, my current office job is not the most challenging position I have ever held, but the real compromise is my outfit: I was used to wear a long cape, a head piece, make-up, and all that, but at work they require me to wear 'decent' clothing. Mind you, apparently, horns are not decent. And they weren't that happy about my lunch box either (what's wrong with living goats????).
So, hooray for the Dilluminati, looking forward to see them again - I'll keep you posted non-existent reader.
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